What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
14.06.2025 10:53
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
After a few moments he returns.
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
Do humans know everything they need to know?
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
Yes sir it is.
{RING} {RING}
What's it like to have an IQ of 140 to 170? Do people notice you're different?
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
Was Daenerys' downfall inevitable after she left Meereen in Game of Thrones?
Sure no problem officer.
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
HELLO
How do you identify a woman player?
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
What is the story behind bhai dooj?
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.